What happens when there is more news during the day than you can handle?
City: Dallas, TX
Date: March 13, 2013
Time: Between 5:00pm and 5:15 pm C.D.T.
Place: ESPN - Dallas (103.3 FM)
Program: "Galloway and Company" (a.k.a. GAC) starring Randy Galloway and Matt Mosley.
Subject: Baseball News ala the Texas Rangers
I am a big fan of Randy Galloway, Matt Mosley, and the rest of the GAC team. And I'm not trying to mock anyone on the show. What I am trying to do is show what happens when big news overshadows anything you are trying to do.
The following 'transcript' is paraphased. I may even have the wrong pitcher listed. It's still slightly funny.
Randy Galloway: Anyway, the good news is that the Rangers have signed a strong submariner (i.e. left-handed pitcher) today from Argentina, Jorge Bergoglio. Is that it (the name)?
Matt Mosley: No, that doesn't sound right.
Randy: (sigh) no it's a ... I thought it was Jorge.
Matt: No ... um ... Jorge is the newly-elected Pope. He's from Argentina.
Randy: Yeah, that's it. Who am I thinking of? Lisalverto Bonilla. They just brought Lisalverto onto the team. He's a submariner (left-handed pitcher) I do believe.
Guys... I completely understand.