Tuesday, April 23, 2013

The Bleeping Bleep Report (Ep 8)

The Bleeping Bleep Report
for Hell's Kitchen - Episode 8
First Aired 04/23/2013
Shocking:  Chef Gordon Ramsay DID NOT have the most number of bleeps today.
Chef Gordon Ramsay:  12
Barrett:  10
Susan:  0
Nedra:  8
Ray:  2
Zach:  7
Anthony:  0
Dan:  17
Jacqueline:  1
Amanda:  3
Cyndi:  1
Jon:  10
Mary:  0
Ja'nel:  0
Michael:  12
Unknown:  3
Total:  86
That is approximately 2 per minute or 1 bleep every 29.3 seconds based on a 42 minute air time.
Special mentions:
  1. These numbers are down again.  It would seem the dinner services are getting better.
  2. Dan had three "silent bleeps" when the editors blurred out his universal fowl symbold for [bleep] off.
  3. Mary - Mary? - Mary!  Miss mary whispered "Oh, my gosh!" when barrett served up raw chicken.  I almost counted that as a bleep.
Released:  Dan and Barrett were selected for elimination.  Dan was punted.  Good bye Dan.  May you put this fiasco behind you and succeed in your future endeavors.
Everyone else can bleep off.

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