The Bleeping Bleep Report
for Hell's Kitchen - Episode 13
first aired on Thursday, May 27, 2013
Yeah, I'm behind. There will be two Reports today.
This was a big episode. The Men's Team had too few chefs. Nedra moved over to make the teams even. Some of you will say that this was a very Monkish thing to do. But it's not because the teams did not wind up with ten members each.
To make matters more dramatic, the bleep count was awesomely high. Here we go.
Chef Gordon Ramsay: 31
That's about 2.6 bleeps per minute or one bleep every 23.1 seconds given a 42 minute air time.
Yowzas! Nedra had more bleeps than Chef Ramsay. That's relatively rare.
In the end, Nedra was eliminated from competition. It's just as well. No sane person wants to work with someone who uses that much profanity.
Nevertheless, Nedra had a good run. Good fortune to you ma'am. You demonstrated excellent cooking skills on several occasions.
Everyone else ... bleep off.